fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that
The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…
That fact is not fun.
Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina.
So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…
Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.
i just hit myself in the face my phone
He slid her band on her finger, right atop the one he’d put there months prior, and she slid his onto his finger. It was that simple - that quick. They were married, and he hadn’t fainted. He hadn’t stuttered through his vows, he hadn’t had some sort of attack - he’d made it through without ruining the ceremony for her. And now came the best part of all: the kiss. As the official said the words, his entire body fluttered, his hands slipping behind her elbow and to the small of her back then pulling her in, smiling softly, and planting that sealing kiss on her lips for all to see.
Nervous… Oh so very nervous, was he. His fingers shook, his knees quaked, and yet he could do no more than just stand in the mirror and stare at himself, fixing the buttons of his tuxedo over and over. Dear Godfrey, what if he fainted in the middle of the ceremony? As he worried at the cloth of the jacket’s lapel, the door to his dressing room creaked and he turned his head slightly. “I think I’m going to die again…”
These are the tags that I will be using, beginning today, to keep track of all wedding-related things, including preparation, attire, and threads.